Friend Who Is A Single Parent Pillows

'My cat comes from a single-parent family, and she's doing okay.'

'Ahhh...'

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I'm exempt from the company fitness program. I have triplets at home."

'Still having problems finding a baby sitter?'

"You lack spontaniety."

"Sure, helicopter parenting is bad but drone parenting is way worse."

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."

'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'

Maternity ward: 'Baby talk spoken here.'

A kangaroo mother with a joey in her main pouch and a juice box in a separate smaller pouch.

Beware of teething baby.

'Hand me the 'desperates'.'

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

"Don't make eye contact. Don't make eye contact. Don't...."

"I had guys chase my tail, then one day I thought, hey, dummy, get rid of the middlemen and chase your own tail!"

'If cupid shot me with his arrow this week, it would bounce right off!'

Children.

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

They all have one thing in common...they all have bad breath.

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"Go, take the afternoon off, I'll babysit: he'll be safe with me..."

Single parents.

"Sorry I'm late, the crosstown is running local."

Bachelor gettin giddy from dancing