Child Of A Single Parent Pillows

'Well, draw your absent Daddy.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Children.

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

Single parents.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

"We've been admiring your fathering techniques."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

"You're saying that an only child having an imaginary friend is perfectly normal, doctor?"

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'