Child Of A Single Parent Gifts

'Well, draw your absent Daddy.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

'I'm thinking the bee beard is the main reson that you're still single'

"Sure, I'd get married again, but who wants a she-wolf with two adopted children?"

'Don't look now - it's a ghost from our Christmas party past.'

Fathers are Heroes

Mom's Diner - Thanks for not talking about your father.

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

Children.

"I suppose every girl dreams of someday getting a big divorce settlement."

'We fed your application in, and the computer started leaking slime.'

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

Single parents.

A father and son in a car packed with thier possessions

Tired mom: I thought labour ended when leaving the hospital.

"Rose wants to bring up the child on her own."

'Well, it all started with a group hug.'

Parents teacher conference.

'You never knew your father -- he chased a squirrel into a car wash.'

Birthdays were always better at Mom's.

Two children arguing - 'My dad's more absent than your dad'

'And then after we were married for a couple of years your father ran away to join the circus.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Once upon a time there was mummy bear, baby bear and absent daddy bear."

"I think it's time we started seeing other people"

"Personally, I wouldn't have a problem with a nanny state."

No, I don't have a Dad: Mum says that the Vet came to see her one day and that I was born a few months later...'

"Come, children, let's go imagine Daddy."

"Don't worry! I'm a very experienced babysitter."

'The General won't be able to make it ,sir -he can't get a babysitter.'

'Where are all these alien abductors when you need them?'

"We don't celebrate Father's Day at my house, in fact, I've never met my dad..."

'This reminds me of my Senior Prom... without flowers and three kids.'

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"