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Computer literate Monk

Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"What? You broke number 3 already?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

10 Commitments? Sure, I guess I could give him those, too.

"What did Jesus order?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

King Trump

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Election 2020

Marcel Proust

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."

'I believe you're thinking of leaving us, Brother?'

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

Donald Trump

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

Attila the Nun.

"The meaning of life at a glance"

They're missing a few commandments.