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Nun Fight.

"They're SUPPOSED to have a disparate impact!"

"Can the folks in the nose-bleed section hear me alright?!"

"What did Jesus order?"

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"

'You know, I never have had a sabbatical....'

'Why did Moses wander in the desert for forty years?'

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Election 2020

"There Adam. Isn't that a lot more comfortable than that silly little fig leaf?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'No, I will not entertain a motion to suspend the rules!'

King Trump

"No, the Trinity is not the Father, The Son, and the Preacher's wife."

Moses parting the waves and trolleys appear on the sea bed!

To monk showing book entitled 'Brand Spanking New Testament': "I think we may have to shorten the title."

Pope Benedict 16th.

'And now, concerning the special collection...'

"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

Nativity - The sitcom

Donald Trump

Attila the Nun.

"Do me a favor, chief. Next time you carve something in stone have it spell checked first."

They're missing a few commandments.

"Hello there...! I'm your hardworking GOP Congressional Representative. I'm running for re-election and I would appreciate your support..."

"Not only should science be Bible-based, Creationism, but also math, Roman numerals!"

"You're correct, God doesn't need your tithe, but the church does."