Cousin Interested In Theology Mugs

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

Isabel Allende

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

A Truism's Journey

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

Adam and Eve Arrested

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

Computer literate Monk

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"I've heard about the dangers of passive smoking."

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

Trump White House Word Search

"You call it 'faith in God' when your faith is really in the humans who interpret what other humans wrote. Which was edited, revised, and translated by other humans. And was originally based on stories other humans orally passed from one generation of humans to the next, about events yet other humans claimed to have witnessed thousands of years ago."

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

A car stops at a road sign that reads "Children of Israel Crossing" as Moses leads the Israelites across the road.

"Whew! I was afraid the Bible would be full of math since God told us to go forth and multiply."

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

'I suppose we'll never hear the end of this.'

'Of course they're authorized!'

Heading to the presidential debates...

'What did Cain say to his brother?'

Meeting up with Rex, Adam immediately counted his ribs.

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'