Cousin Interested In Theology Pillows

The first attempt at stoning St. Stephen...

"We should start a church where we only read the parts of the bible that are never read in church."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Isabel Allende

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

What Does God Know?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

"Reverend, if we're born again in Jesus...do we get another belly button?"

A Truism's Journey

Adam and Eve Arrested

Does this mean we lose our security deposit?

Neither Emperor Is Wearing Clothes

Concerned about the poor geography skills of U.S. students, Westfield School District found a creative way to address the problem.

Michelangelo's David is cleaned every two months.

Computer literate Monk

The Good News about Michael Bloomberg Is That He Won't Bug You

The Inventor of the Man Bun.

"During Lent we must share with poor children what we have in abundance."

"I've heard about the dangers of passive smoking."

Nobody has a monopoly on questionable judgment.

Trump White House Word Search

"Lose the Ten Commandments scroll one more time and the next one will be etched in stone."

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"You call it 'faith in God' when your faith is really in the humans who interpret what other humans wrote. Which was edited, revised, and translated by other humans. And was originally based on stories other humans orally passed from one generation of humans to the next, about events yet other humans claimed to have witnessed thousands of years ago."

"It was at this point St. Paul felt like he could not catch a break!"

Boris Johnson related to Mummy

'I suppose we'll never hear the end of this.'

"Whew! I was afraid the Bible would be full of math since God told us to go forth and multiply."

'Of course they're authorized!'

A car stops at a road sign that reads "Children of Israel Crossing" as Moses leads the Israelites across the road.

'Create Adam before Eve -- He'll need some time to clean up around there a little first.'

"Jesus was a champion of the poor. If he came back today, you would not be able to hear him over the sound of religious conservatives booing his liberal agenda."

'What did Cain say to his brother?'