Fridge Minimalist Gifts

Great Deal Of Fund: Banana.

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

(Camel paintings)

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

"Not to mention the park view."

Typewriters and Laptops.

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"It's natural, vegan organic, no additives, preservatives or cooking."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

"Is that neat whisky?"

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

Less is more.

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

Horn of Plenty.

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.

Those magnificent men and their reading machines.

High Tech/Low Tech.

CHEZ MOI - formerly CHEZ NOUS

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."