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'I'm looking for something that reeks moderation and restraint.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Hey...remember T.V.?

"I was going to call it 'Empty Plinth', but then I settled on 'Winter's Smile'...I wanted to capture the 'nothingness' of an 'absence of anything'..."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

Typewriters and Laptops.

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Japanese woman in minimalist house reads 'How to Clutter Your Life'

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'Home is where I hang my bat.'

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

"Their wedding registry has 8 place settings of double wall, stainless steel water bottles."

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

'Some joined up thinking is what we need.'

'Can I thank everybody for their attention, I think we're finished.'

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'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'You always wanted a larger office with a view.'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

"For some, minimalism begins at a very early age..."

"We're temporarily located in an office park, so it would be best if we came to you."

Cool Z enters his minimalist period.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Less is more.

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'Daddy, why is that man wearing a blank T-shirt?'

And do you, Sue, believe this is the best you can do? / It was a simple ceremony. Perhaps a little too simple.