Frida Fanatics Gifts

"Gracie, I know you think Frida Kahlo deserves admiration as a great painter...and I know you want to honor her by changing your name to Frida. But aren't you going a little too far?"

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Friday

Giant Monster in Bath

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Just browsing."

Pinata Zombies

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

Medieval King

Frida Kahlo

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

The simultaneous creation of the Freudian slip and a cartoon cliche..

Mermaid and old sailor

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

Siggy

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"She died doing what she loved."

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

Harry Sotter

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

"See, I put together this mock-up...in here with the hamburger and fries is...the action figure!"