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Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Friday

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

Giant Monster in Bath

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"Just browsing."

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

Medieval King

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'Now let's explore your dark side.'

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'No-one else would brag about being on Rogue Traders.'

The simultaneous creation of the Freudian slip and a cartoon cliche..

Mermaid and old sailor

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

"The demise of psychoanalysis? Yes, I saw it coming but you know how it is... denial... repression... projection... compartmentalisation..."

Siggy

"...and this is Sheila. She's my main squeeze."

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

"She died doing what she loved."

He claims to be a Freudian, but he's Jung at heart.'