Frida Kahlo Fan Pillows

Bot Art: After Frida Kahlo

"There must be a mistake! They must mean 34 dollars!"

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Love in Boom

"Wow, you look sexy today."

"You look like you could use a hug."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"I wish I could hug you."

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

Mr. Tickle makes his move...

Sexy Slot Machine

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

"Be rational."

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

Free Hugs

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

"Alien sandwich!"

"I'm curious. Why did you toss a coin just before you came over here and asked us if we'd like a drink?"

The phantom of the Oprah.

"I'm Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor!"

Hugging Technique #14

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'Don't look now Muriel. But that Polyphemus guy has been giving you the eye all night.'

'Are you flirting with me?'