Frida Kahlo Fan Gifts

Bot Art: After Frida Kahlo

The great artist Frida Kahlo was fond of spider monkeys. She even had one as a pet.

"How could she do this? Salma Hayek has ruined 'Frida'! It's the movie I've waited my entire life to see! Now I'll never set foot in that theater!"

"See, I put together this mock-up...in here with the hamburger and fries is...the action figure!"

"There must be a mistake! They must mean 34 dollars!"

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"You look like you could use a hug."

"Wow, you look sexy today."

Love in Boom

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

'The gentleman at the end of the bar would like to buy you an aphrodisiac.'

Frida Kahlo

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"There are 206 bones in your body...How would you like one more?"

Mr. Tickle makes his move...

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

"I wish I could hug you."

The Spy Who Loved Me

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

Sexy Slot Machine

"...and I'm an incredibly flexible gymnast. If you get my drift..."

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

"Be rational."

Lady to lady about disguised lady: 'She's new to our Secret Sister program.'

Free Hugs

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"I'm curious. Why did you toss a coin just before you came over here and asked us if we'd like a drink?"

'Let's go somewhere where I can be alone.'

Having noticed a hot-looking security woman, Mort quickly penned a note and stuck it in his briefcase.

The phantom of the Oprah.

Hugging Technique #14