Frida Fan Gifts

"The movie opens in two weeks, but the advance reviews are in."

"That's me stuck in the back seat of a car listening to Baldo talk about cars."

"I need 500 Frida Kahlo commemorative stamps, please."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

No Soliciting

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

A Freudian slip...

'Don't make such a fuss woman, he's only a puppy!'

Id/Ego/Superego.

Thank God It's Friday.

"Why do you feel you have an inner conflict?"

'...Unt yur sufferink from a condition vee call tee 'Edible Complex'.'

Mister Oedipus.

"I'm going to probe the depths of Mr. Osgood's psyche, Miss Wigley - Have the smelling salts ready."

Post-psychoanalysis

"Finger painting? No, thank you. I'm not into modern art."

Frida Kahlo

The Queen

Sometimes God regretted making Fridays so awesome.

'I'm glad you came to me. Visions of ghosts of Christmas past, present and future are clearly delusions based on underlying psychological conflicts.'

"Well, Clive, what I REALLY want to do it wait on tables."

'Offhand, I'd say your problem stems from a deep-seated edifice complex.'

"When the report said that coaches should have some psychological training I think they meant more than having watched all 11 series of Frasier."

Elizabeth I

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Sigmund Freud

"See, I put together this mock-up...in here with the hamburger and fries is...the action figure!"

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

"If we hadn't met, would you still be producing fringe theatre?"

"Freud said love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness, but human mess is equally true."

FreudianFlora: Say id with flowers.

The Jung and the Restless.

The Unpublished Freud

Pink Freud