Frida Kahlo Aficionado Gifts

"I want to change my name...to someone who was ahead of her time...a legendary artist who still influences culture today! Her last name was Kahlo, but you can call me...Frida!"

Back to school.

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Margarita

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"Want to find out if you're also king of the swamp?"

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"You look like you could use a hug."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Frida Kahlo

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

'Going 'cold turkey' might be dangerous...I'd wean him off by letting him watch world cup re-runs....'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

All kidding aside, let me explain why I get to call you Al, yet you have to call me Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply because I'm a psychiatrist and you're a bum. It's nothing personal. Thanks for explaining. I feel better.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"To maintain proper respect for management, you have to call me 'Boss Joey!' Unless, you know, you don't want to."

Mr. Tickle makes his move...

Mother comments on son's slender figure and a stout uncle tells her that he was the same build at eighteen.

Party Party!

"I wish I could hug you."

"It's the racket season again!"

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

"Be rational."

Tennis Court - "How do you plead?"

Free Hugs

Haile Selassie

'I'm leaving you for someone who ignores me to watch Wimbledon!'

Naomi Osaka

Hugging Technique #14

"I prefer the term 'barista.'"

"Alien sandwich!"