Kahlo Enthusiast Gifts

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'The Saxon King' pub

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

More Arts Council cuts...

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Frida Kahlo

Medieval King

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

'...How long is this 'Death by Kazoo' going to take?'

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

'Trainers for actually playing sport in.'

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"I decided to go on land after I got the sneaker deal."

'It's great, they sleep most of the time: I can do whatever I want!'

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Abdul is a great baby-sitter!

'I'm carrying my baby too, Mummy...'

"Frankly, I don't know why they insist on calling you a bear: neither your DNA nor your genealogy connects you to bears."

"Of course, ladies and gentlemen, the optimum endorsement would be from the Crips and the Bloods."

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

"See, I put together this mock-up...in here with the hamburger and fries is...the action figure!"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'