Aloha Aficionado Gifts

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Bravo!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Theatre Crowd

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"What'll ya have?"

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

Martini Lovers

Wine Talking

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

'Good dog.'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

Mediterranean Martini

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

"Is that neat whisky?"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

Bravo!

"Don't feel bad. The rest of us can't hold our liquor either."