Aloha Aficionado T-Shirts

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Theatre Crowd

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Bravo!"

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"What'll ya have?"

Martini Lovers

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'

"We're not just some tavern, you know. Those Greek olives make us a Taverna."

'Good dog.'

"I specifically asked for two olives! Not one." "Bad waiter!"

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Wine Talking

Mediterranean Martini

Brewery Lorry has Saloon Doors.

Beer/Wine/Spirits.

Executive grows martinis in his garden.

"Is that neat whisky?"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

Bravo!

Scotch and soda on a drip.

Working at a brewery.