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Alaska Big Spirit: Sarah Palin

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Beaver tower

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Whale Romance

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Not whale stew again.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

Skier.

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"He's networking again!"

The Kingfisher

'I don't know what it is but something is scaring the fish.'

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Sittin' by the DOC of the bay..."

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Flashpoint: Arctic!

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'