Alaska Aficionado Prints

Alaska Big Spirit: Sarah Palin

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

'So who needs sonar?!'

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'Well, dad, as a medical student I've got to read specialized literature!'

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

'Forget worms. Think fast food.'

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

Whale Romance

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Damn, I forgot to pack a jumper."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Not whale stew again.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

Skier.

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

"He's networking again!"

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

'I don't know what it is but something is scaring the fish.'

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

The Kingfisher

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"Look, Gwen!...Beak warmers!"

"Sittin' by the DOC of the bay..."

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

'Don't you know any other song besides 'Singing in the Rain'?'