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'Just as I thought...made in Alaska!'

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Shoot For The Moon

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

Polar bears

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'

"Serves you right...snacking before dinner."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

Milkjet Skiing

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Hey, Henry,I've got an idea'

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'Pity you never have learned to sail...'

An unexpected success.