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Jens Stoltenberg.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

Can I have a look at the map?

Going to Sea.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Polar bears

'Pull...'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

The Imperfect Storm