Nordic Adventurer Mugs

Jens Stoltenberg.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

Why doesn't birdie go soaring on high like other birds?

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"Caught another one!" "Let's eat!"

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

The polar olympics

Snowboarding downhill.

Polar bears

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Can I have a look at the map?

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

Going to Sea.

'Pull...'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Tugboat tugging Iceberg