Aloha Enthusiast Gifts

Mele Kalikimaka

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Macho man body building club.

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Internet Name Tags.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'Tilt your head a little to the right! I'm losing the Aloha Bowl!'

Internet Addict Anonymous

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."