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It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

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'I can't figure out why I keep getting wind knots.'

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

'Motherhood is great, but I get a really sore back...'

'Who was the murderer? Well Watson, that's the killer question.'

Shore fishing requires threading the needle.

'Let me guess - you lost a fight against a young challenger who has now replaced you as the company's alpha male!'

"We need to rethink our strategy of hoping the Internet will just go away."

'Don't worry about it Dear: You know Daddy gets grumpy if he doesn't get his daily eighteen hours of sleep...'

"He's sulking because I always beat him at Clue ... "

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

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'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

Macho man body building club.

'We're seeking a safe tax haven for our investments.'

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"Thanks Dad, but I need you to wire transfer that to the allowance account in the Caymans."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Internet Name Tags.

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

'Tilt your head a little to the right! I'm losing the Aloha Bowl!'

"I had to close all my social media accounts. They were making me anti-social."

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'Petting-Zoo employee: Now, that sounds like a good job...'

Do not take fish by unathourized means.

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Internet Addict Anonymous

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'

"Of course I love you . . . didn't you see my Twitter feed?"