Aloha Bowl Follower Pillows

'Tilt your head a little to the right! I'm losing the Aloha Bowl!'

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Palin 2012

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Bowling ball head.

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

"I Win!!!"

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

"It's going to be a tough four years."

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

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RFK Jr Anti-Vax

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

"The latest poll numbers must be out."