Aloha Bowl Follower Prints

'Tilt your head a little to the right! I'm losing the Aloha Bowl!'

Raheem Sterling

Hi, sweetie! How was the talent show? Did they enjoy your Clay Aiken tribute?

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I don't mind players entering the NBA at an early age. It's the diaper changes that I hate.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Can't we have 'PRESS BUTTON' to shut up the commentator's gobbledegook."

Palin 2012

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

Mr. Blok goes bowling.

Bowling ball head.

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

Hide me. Under the table. What's the matter? He's coming. Who. Who??? The wolf! The hairy man. The insatiable and relentless one. Didn't we just finish an election cycle? There he is! Oh no! The 2020 elections are around the corner. Wolf Blitzer! Run! I'll tune in tomorrow. Don't eat me! CNN.

The first 10,000 fans got a concussion bobblehead!

"Well, you have to admire his honesty."

"Find out what the people want so I can tell it like it is."

"It's part of a deal I worked out with the I.R.S."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"Well, I don't think we should count on much help from the Russians this election."

Meanwhile, back at the GOP presidential candidate interviews. . .

'He must be serious,mum - he's taking me out again tomorrow and there's football on television.'

'We're saved! -- it's Superdelegate!'

"We were thinking, since your head speechwriter understands the issues better than you do, speaks better than you do, is smarter and better-looking than you.."

"I Win!!!"

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

RFK Jr Anti-Vax

Wimp and Wimpier: The Democratic Field for 2020

"My net worth is $8.7 billion - so I can't be bought by any interest group!"

'Folks, meet public enemy number 1!'

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"The latest poll numbers must be out."

Bush's Huge Campaign Fund at Work.

8 years of GOP economics.

"So then I thought...who needs speech writers when I can just recite all my old tweets!"