Femme Fatale Fan Gifts

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Lucrezia Borgia

Bowled over again!

The Working Woman's Magazine

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

'Congratulations on breaking through the glass ceiling of the company downstairs. However, I will be sending you a repair bill.'

'I made my own list of My World's 100 Most Powerful Women!'

Currently Boston

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

Martin Scorsese Roasts Your Fandom

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

Chekov play and scorecard,

"No, Mr. Kurlander, I don't have, nor have I ever had, a recipe for cranberry muffins."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Run for your life! It's the Lesbian Liberation Front!"

'I didn't do the paper work necessary for you to get paid because I figured you don't need the money since your husband also works.'

'I've been a Sox fan for years.'

"Back in the News, men are paid more than women."

'Isn't 'trolling' usually done in deep water on a boat?'

Flamenco

The Spy Who Loved Me

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

Liberty, equality, sorority.

'So, Henry. Just exactly how 'controversial' was that call you made in tonight's game?'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

'You have no idea how difficult life can be when one is totally irresistible to men, Jane.'

"What a relief."

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

Cheshire Flamenco Dancer... Lipsticked grin clutching flower in her teeth.

The hearings on the Supreme Court vacancy will now come to order..."

Equal Pay.

A dance line of women is lined up as a firing squad to kill me with their shoes.

Vincent shouldn't have accepted the commission to portray a feminist..."

'Strong, intelligent women don't bother me any -- I never go anywhere NEAR them.'

"Oh dear, I'm terrible with names."