Freudian Pun Collector Pillows

Closed due to nasty Freudian slip.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Fist Bumper Cars

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Ms. Rusmore

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

This man is an island.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'It's a snow mobile.'

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

The Bear Fax.

Artichoking victim

"Unplug and chill out."

Bell Hop

Racketeer

Toast kidnapper.

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Prawn Shop

Custer's Last Rollo

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

"Cat nip"

"Was she a roaming Catholic?"

'That's not funny, Fred.'

"Butt cracker"

"Why have you come over here?"