Freudian Pun Collector Pillows

Closed due to nasty Freudian slip.

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Fist Bumper Cars

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

Ms. Rusmore

'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'

'I call it a flat.'

Pete would never forget the time he saw his very first nasal hare.

This man is an island.

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'Do we have any alligator pears?'

"Actually, 'Loss of Limb' would be covered under your homeowners policy."

'It's a snow mobile.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

How Romans give each other a high five...

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

"The moment he told me he lived in a lighthouse, I knew he was a keeper."

'Wool ewe pullover yourself together.'

The Bear Fax.

Racketeer

Bell Hop

Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.

Artichoking victim

"Unplug and chill out."

Toast kidnapper.

Prawn Shop

"The are 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary and those who don't."

"I must be getting old . . . I crossed over here, but now I can't remember why!"

"Every five minutes it's 'feed me this, get me that' or something along those lines, I mean, I'm parrot-phrasing."

Air Transylvania's Red Eye Flight.

"Why have you come over here?"

"Cat nip"

"It seems to me you may be experiencing some form of low-level depression."

'That's not funny, Fred.'