French Riviera Fan Gifts

"Are you sure this is St. Tropez?"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Happy St Pancakes Day

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"Has it occurred to you one of us might be a mirage?"

The Death of Marat

Notre Dame Phoenix

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'And exactly where did you find the 'antique salami slicer'?'

I'm Ok, You're Ok Corral

Trilby - 'I will not! I will not!'

'You won't believe this darling. But, I almost didn't ask you out on this date, because I thought you might be a mirage.'

"These desert mirages are virtually like being at the beach."

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

Notre Dame Fire

"I have to go wee-wee."

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

Proposed site for new multi storey mirage.

"Never mind."

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

'We may not look like much, but the French accent works wonders with the ladies...'

'There's nowhere quite like Paris in the springtime!'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

'Another mirage! First the bin lorry, and now this.'

The Humpback of Notre Dame.

'You're such a bore. Why is it we have to come to Paris every summer?'

'Would sir be interested in purchasing this limited edition DVD of all todays action?'

French Cheers For Lance Armstrong's Retirement.