French Humor Fan Gifts

"The good news is that our head chef is very kind and gentle to women..."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

'Taxes are going up, but that's no excuse to earn less, Mr. Syms.'

The Brothers Grime

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

10 K Tail-Chase

'We're going to need to find a scapegoat.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Trump Poutine

'Seriously, in this day and age, how can people still believe in this nonsense that we have evolved from microbes...?'

'I really wish you guys would knock that off.'

The Snooze Bar.

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Beer Parasol.

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

'More government surveillance!'

No, I don

"I sold my soul for about a tenth of what the damn things are going for now."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"My favorite part of the story was when Prince Charming kissed Sleeping Beauty and she totally rebooted."

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'