Francophile Humor Lover Gifts

Ring. Unless that's Catherine Deneuve, I'm not here. And make sure it's not Gloria faking a French accent.

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

Police Feline Unit

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'Why didn't he take 8 days and finish the job properly?'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Do Not Resuscitate

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Faster, Georges, faster!

Speed Dating for Turtles

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Cariactures

Selling lemon latt�

"Don't flutter your little wings on company time."

'Cannonball!'

'‘Because I said so' or ‘Just wait until you have kids of your own' section?'

Here and There Trays