Francophile Fun-lover Gifts

The first transatlantic communication.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

French wine

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

French Early Bird

Jacques et Jille

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

French Army knife

A meeting on the pier

Emigrating to France.

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Francois Hollande

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

"The worst is behind us!"

Let them eat cake!

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Mr. Frite Head

Can Can

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Alexandre Dumas (pere)