Francophile Dog Enthusiast Gifts

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Pick me!"

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Wow. . . what's that?!"

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Dog walking Human.

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

"This is probably not the time to admit I only joined the force because I figured we'd just be chasing cat burglars."

"Three more years of high school."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

'Super Dog'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

Sheep dog late for work

Happy Hour

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Lumbar support animal

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."