Francophile With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Jacques et Jille

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

A meeting on the pier

French Army knife

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Emigrating to France.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Francois Hollande

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Let them eat cake!

The first transatlantic communication.

Mr. Frite Head

Can Can

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Alexandre Dumas (pere)

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Our Spies In France: What They Found Out

Louis XIV

'Not now Kato!'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'