Francophile With A Sense Of Humor Pillows

"I picked this one up in France while my wife had her hip replaced."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"I'm telling you, those are not abs!"

Jacques et Jille

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

French Army knife

Emigrating to France.

A meeting on the pier

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

John Bull dressed in the French fashionable clothing of 1799

Francois Hollande

Alexandre Dumas (pere)

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Let them eat cake!

Can Can

Mr. Frite Head

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

Louis XIV

Our Spies In France: What They Found Out

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

"Au revoir et bonne chance."