Francophile Pillows

French Army Knife

'I've written you a disciplinary letter in French to soften the blow.'

"I'm sorry, but I can't sell you one until you give me the correct pronunciation."

'If he doesn´t bark in French don´t answer him.'

'but apart from that, I had a fantastic time - and the Eiffel Tower was amazing!'

"Oh, how very French."

"It's a French film, so we don't have to shower."

Caricature of Napoleon Bonaparte

Happy Bastille Day!

Boulangerie/Patisserie/Debaucherie.

Merci In-Tray and Merde Out -Tray.

Boxing British bulldog beating up a French Poodle

"It sure is great to be back in France."

The French test Lance Armstrong.

'Personally I prefer English cooking.'

"Qu'est-ce que c'est?"Title: FRENCH FOR BANKERS.

Our Spies In France: What They Found Out

Strolling through Paris for the first time, Judie and Gary discovered, much to their great delight, that they remembered more high-school French than they thought.

Macron is elected president.

A rooster carries the flag of France.

I love French.

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'The French don't hate us. They hate you.'

Louis XIV

Victor Hugo.

'Pierre. I've never understood you; but, then, I never was able to learn French.'

French Man on a bicycle.

'It's not ugly, it's French!'

Escargots to Go. 'I told you this would never work in the fast food market!'

French Cow

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

French Reclaim the Statue of Liberty.

'Bloody Brits.'

"Le Roar?"

Macron´s yellow vests