Francophile Enthusiasts Pillows

Parisien Types - 'You talk like a stick!' - 'And you like a beetroot'

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Culinary Culture.

"The worst is behind us!"

Jean Cocteau

François Guizot

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Placier.

Let's do the continental.

Emile Durkheim

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Françoise Hollande

"Temp, tempo!"

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'