Francophile Enthusiasts Pillows

Parisien Types - 'You talk like a stick!' - 'And you like a beetroot'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

French Early Bird

Voltaire

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

French Army knife

Charles Baudelaire

Eugene Ionesco

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Culinary Culture.

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

The first transatlantic communication.

"The worst is behind us!"

François Guizot

Jean Cocteau

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

'Not now Kato!'

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

Placier.

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

Let's do the continental.

Emile Durkheim

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

"Temp, tempo!"

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

'Bonjour!' Psychiatrist is the mad one, dressed in a Napoleon outfit.

Françoise Hollande