Francophile Foodies Pillows

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Restaurant Francais: All you can pronounce £30.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'

Grand Escargot at a Parisian Eatery.

Garlic Free Zone.

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"I think foie gras is French for endless buffet."

Cooking with Pierre

'Two famous French wines.' 'Red and white.'

"Gigot de sept heures."

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'The escargots are underdone.'

"Interested in some romantic punk rock during your dinner?"

'Here's a good one, France on 2000 calories a day.'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

French man holding a dish.

"Are you enjoying your escargot?"

Placier.

"And when I get to this fancy French restaurant, will they be glad to see me?"

'Madam, we do not discuss Julia Child at Maison Henri.'

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

'Your French dip, sir.'

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

"So nice to see things 'a la financiere' again."

Let's do the continental.

'Do you want me to serve you with a French accent or in just plain English?'

'More French bread, sir?.'

"Oui, oui, that will be perfect."

Cafe Philosophique

'If you were in such a hurry why did you order the snails?'

Clancy: Frogs' Legs

'I said French Fries.'