Francophiles Gifts

Let's do the continental.

"Why can't you just be happy for me that I'm going to Paris?"

'Not now Kato!'

"Talk about heaven - eight francs to the buck and old Binky still a chiselled blonde."

Beaujolais

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

French wine

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

Jacques et Jille

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Shakespeare Quote

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

Voltaire

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

Emigrating to France.

French Army knife

A meeting on the pier

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

Elizabeth II

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

'We leave for France tomorrow. I just can't wait to visit all those famous museum gift shops!'