Francophile Humorist Gifts

'Your French is terrible.' 'AT LEAST I MAKE LE EFFORT!'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

A Copy Editor and His Dog

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

F&E Stables. Horses Boarded. The owner of this horse is a huge fan of the late musician, "Prince." That explains the purple reins.

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

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Atomic Bear: Part 14

Jacques et Jille

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

this bordeaux speaks for itself

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

A meeting on the pier

French Army knife

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

No, that's "Virginia Wolf" with one "o."

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

Emigrating to France.

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"