Francophile Humorist Gifts

'Your French is terrible.' 'AT LEAST I MAKE LE EFFORT!'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

"If you must be a Francophile, could you lose the flag and just play the Marseillaise?"

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

A Copy Editor and His Dog

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

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Jacques et Jille

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

this bordeaux speaks for itself

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

'When we all get together, we sure are vulgar.'

Emigrating to France.

French Army knife

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

Trilby - The Latin Quater, Paris.

"It makes sense when you see the second painting with the lego."

A meeting on the pier

"Monsieur has just ordered a vasectomy..."

' Of course I didn't just marry you for your money dear.There was also your house in France,the Rolls Royce,your mother's diamonds...'

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Francois Hollande

Somewhere in France - John O'Dowd jests away his junior year abroad

Alexandre Dumas (pere)