Francophile Fun Seeker Gifts

Cafe serving frogs legs - customer comes out jumping.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

If you're happy and you know it...

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Jacques et Jille

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Too much monkey business...

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Photobooth Photobomb

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"Call me!"

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."