Francophile Fun Seeker Gifts

Cafe serving frogs legs - customer comes out jumping.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

French wine

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Hairy men taking advantage of the laser tag/laser hair removal combo package.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Too much monkey business...

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Pesky students.

He likes to make work fun

Jacques et Jille

Atomic Bear: Part 14

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

this bordeaux speaks for itself

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'Now what? Everything I can pronounce is OFF!'

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