French Literature Fan Gifts

'I don't mind the sound of the bells at night, I just rock myself to sleep.'

Three Musketeers at a barbecue

Charles Baudelaire.

Jean-Paul Sartre.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Honoré de Balzac

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

Dating an English Major

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

French Early Bird

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

Marcel Proust

Voltaire

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Book vs technology

French Army knife

Eugene Ionesco

Adam and Eve Arrested

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Charles Baudelaire

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

"I'd like to book a wild and crazy party on the French Riviera."

Culinary Culture.

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