French Literature Buff Gifts

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

Raymond Queneau

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

Robocop and Juliet.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

After the Sentence

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Shakespeare Street

French Early Bird

Fyodor Dostoevsky

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

"My God! There goes middle management."

Andre Gide.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Raven in Flight