French Literature Buff Mugs

"Gordon just is not a liaison dangereuse."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

Honoré de Balzac

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

John Bunyan

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Emily Dickinson: Mime - "I think she's saying something about death."

Robocop and Juliet.

Rape of the Lock- The Dream

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

After the Sentence

The Beer Garden of Eden: "This hard cider is life-changing. Try a sip."

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Fyodor Dostoevsky

French Early Bird

Shakespeare Street

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'What? You used a Welshman? The recipe specifically calls for a scot!'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

'My name is Mrs. Horner. My son Jackie stuck his thumb into a hot pie and burned it.'

The Raven in Flight

"You'd be angry, too, if your alter ego was a successful physician."

"My God! There goes middle management."

Richard the Turd

Andre Gide.