French Literature Aficionado Mugs

Gustave Flaubert

Honoré de Balzac

Raymond Queneau

"Meet The Author"

Victor Hugo

Edgar Allen Poe

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

The Dorrie Decimal System

Blue Stockings

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'He likes to power nap.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

John Bunyan

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

Don Quixote

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Gunter Grass

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Oh, this old thing?"

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Sue the Author 3PM

Stephen Spender.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

"Barb's such a fast reader."

Moby Dick

'Amount of white out used while writing, Moby Dick, an issue of The National Enquirer, and 101 Uses for a Dead Cat.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

Treasure Island Book.