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'I don't mind the sound of the bells at night, I just rock myself to sleep.'

Three Musketeers at a barbecue

Charles Baudelaire.

Jean-Paul Sartre.

Honoré de Balzac

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Pets are reading the book 'Animal Farm'.

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

Dating an English Major

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

'As Chuck's definition of terroir dragged past the 20-minute mark, Suzy concluded, the longer the explanation, the less likely you know what the word means.'

'Tarzan interviewing for a position as a corporate lawyer.' An interviewer asks, 'When we go against the gorillas, how can we be sure that you won't forget which side you're representing?'

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

French Early Bird

Book vs technology

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Voltaire

Adam and Eve Arrested

French Army knife

Eugene Ionesco

BIBLE STORIES, 'This is full of battle and other BOY stuff - not a single romantic comedy!'

Charles Baudelaire

"I beg your pardon," said Alice, "but which of you is the Democrat?"

'What do you mean, I'm not your type?'

François Guizot

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

Rabbits picknick

Jean Cocteau

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"