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Marcel Proust

Gustave Flaubert

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

Victor Hugo

First Novels.

The Dorrie Decimal System

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

'He likes to power nap.'

Blue Stockings

Honoré de Balzac

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

John Bunyan

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

"Author does not do tricks."

"Oh, this old thing?"

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

George Orwell

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