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Quasimodo's Belfie

Honoré de Balzac

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Tequila Mockingbird

'Romeo and Julietta'

Dorothy, the lion, and the scarecrow, are suddenly confronted by the tin man of Oz.

French Early Bird

Marcel Proust

Andre Gide.

Thomas Keneally

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

"Don't we like the Brothers Grimm anymore?"

Honore de Balzac

"The worst is behind us!"

Charles Baudelaire.

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

'I'm telling you I don't know where your goat is, look in the classifieds.'

Guillaume Apollinaire

Raymond Queneau

Raymond Queneau

Frenchman Speaking to Englishman

"Poetry? Philosophy? Just what kind of dinner conversation do you want?"

Voltaire.

Anais Nin.

"Temp, tempo!"

Alexander Dumas.

Schlock Holmes

Gustave Flaubert

Up Pariscope.

'I'm afraid you're a little late for the book signing, Mr. Dickens.'

Accordionist at work and in cafe.

"Ma, I just wanted you to know that the kid whose mouth you washed out with soap dozens of times was today referred to by the New York Times as a 'profanely eloquent' playwright!"

'What do you mean, you BROKE the sword in the stone?'

'Have you got a mirror, Doctor - He wants to see what he looks like?'