Exploring French Literature T-Shirts

During the Tempest, Panurge's Courage has Deserted Him. Friar Jean Mocks Him (Rabelais).

The Vineyard

Jean-Paul Sartre

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Honoré de Balzac

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

French wine

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

French Early Bird

Andre Gide.

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

French Army knife

Eugene Ionesco

Charles Baudelaire

"A votre sante!"

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

'Of course he's smiling. In your best high school French, you just ordered Champagne for the entire hotel.'

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

Honore de Balzac

"The worst is behind us!"

François Guizot

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Eugene Delacroix

Charles Baudelaire.

Mr. Frite Head

Notre Dame Phoenix

Louis XIV

Our Spies In France: What They Found Out

Emile Zola takes a morning J'acuzzi.